Confessions

I've been single too long. So long in fact that I have become too set in my ways of a bachelor.

I don't want a relationship. I just want someone to watch netflix with, cook for and play uno with. Not necessarily the same person for all 3 things. Not necessarily the same person day in and day out.

I just want someone to occupy what little free time that I have.

and I want someone to buy me a gift on holidays and birthdays. A mutual exchange of gifts at that.


I want her to want to hang with me on brisk Saturday afternoons even though I'm under dressed in sweat pants and Nike Dunks. I want her kid to play with my kid under the guise of a "playdate" even though it's more about "us" than it is about "them".

I want someone who doesn't know what they want while knowing exactly what they don't want. I want to play whatever it is that we have by ear...

I want something just as confusing and contradictory in nature as everything I just wrote.

I just want to like some one....i wanna like someone a lot without worry or stress about what's next or where do we go from here.