I can’t sleep….(r.kelly)

a few things about this video

• R.Kelly was the first muhphucka I seent (yes, seent) that had a Bentley in a video.
• gotdayum, is that a cellphone or a cordless housephone w/good reception?
• Why are the windshield wipers on and it’s not yet raining.
• He couldn’t get the lil’ fog free coating for his glasses, huh? Why they look like the sh*t you get from America’s Best Bargain bin for $69.99?
• Why is your (home) boy ridin’ with you to listen to you sing outside ya girls project building
• More importantly why is P.Diddy (surely known as Puffy in the ‘97 era) riding shotgun like a b*tch in a convertible. Take that, take that !!! Notice how Puffy started off in the front…apparently he got chumped off by the light skinned dude and had to ride in the lil’ fake back seats.
• Who jumps into a $300,000 car soakin' wet from the rain? Apparently rich and dumb negros.
  
• You got two of ya boys with you and they sittin’ outside while you do this sh*t? What happened to the “F*CK THAT B*TCH, LETS GO GET ON SOME HOES” mentality that' ya crew is s’pose to adopt when one of y’all is going through relationSHIT issues?
• Why isn’t it raining on the other side of the curb…notice all that rain in the street and there’s no mud on the otherside of the curb yets there’s no grass, just dirt?
• muhphucka did all that singin, and ol’ girl ain’t even come to the window…Hell she probably wasn’t even an “OL’ girl” it was prolly about 7:30 and the lil’ girl had to get up and go to middle school classes the next morning.
• Puffy looks like a “Raisin In the Sun”..old dried up black lil’ runt ass muhphucka.
• What song are they listening to and bobbin’ their heads all fast towards the end of the video?
• Who manned up and was like “come on dawg? lets go”…my timbs getting’ wet !!!
• 3 black dudes in a bentley…and ain’t no one come outside in the neighborhood to check out the scene? And then all of a sudden a talk lanky broke lookin’ brian mcknight lookin’ ass dude, starts singing?
• y'all lucky I ain't have a blog 14 yrs ago...cuz I'd have really lit up on R.Kelly back in the day. oh well.
  

**fades to black**

~fin